1:1 LIFE COACHING

Living your adult life how YOU want to live your adult life is [peaceful/playful/powerful/possible]

It’s time to take off Great Aunt Bernice's shoulder-padded blazer, and wear the thigh-high galoshes you always knew you could rock.

[TAKE UP SPACE]

We’ve all tried to save face only to feel [like a fraud; overextended; tossed aside]

Who you are isn’t who you’ve been existing as – and it’s okay to grieve that.

Going through the motions of life totally has a time and place

Yet there comes a point when you find the open refrigerator is staring back at you, asking if you’re okay.

And you’re sort of not.

It’s so easy to lose track of who and how you really are when you’re expected to keep track of all.the.things for all.the.people.

And look prim, proper, and polished while wading in a dumpster fire of life's fuckshit.

Identifying what living life really means to you and setting your own terms for what feels good helps you sift through the parts of you to figure out what bits are really you vs what you’ve put on just to survive

All of you is valid. All of you is worthy. You deserve being your full ass self.

1:1 LIFE COACHING

Live More with Lori

Telling your Inner Parent to STFU is the key to living your adult life how YOU want.

*ahem ahem* I said what I said.

We all have an Inner Parent, and some of ours are more problematic than others.

Having an inner voice and thought process that is bullying, belittling, and just a big ole bitch is... not the most life-giving way to get through your day

And yet most advice is to put the pressure and expectation on your inner, most vulnerable version of you - your Inner Child - to clean up the mess that adulting has made.

Adultification, much?!

Reparenting your Inner Parent helps you get off of your own back, gives your Inner Child the room they deserve to just BE, and helps you rekindle your relationship with who you REALLY are underneath your survival mode motif

You’ve received a lifetime of unhelpful help getting to where you feel like a shell of yourself. You don’t have to undo the hurt by yourself either.

I’ll have your back as we grow your capacity to live life based on your own values and priorities rather than those of your parents and childhood authority figures who projected their adulting pooh onto you.

[FULL ASS SELF MODE ACTIVATED]

THE GIST OF THE NEXT 2 WEEKS:

How to adult your own way 101

Hint: It’s leaving your inner child the fuck alone

• Two Weeks of Life Coaching
  • I’ll be with you via voice notes, personalized templates, and resources that help you refill your energetic cup early and often. You will feel heard, helped, and hyped through life’s current layers as we shift the shit that’s keeping you from being your full ass self
• Audacious Adulting Audit
  • There’s the person you are deep down inside - and the person you’ve been pretending to be on the surface. Together we will play peek-a-boo with who you truly are and lovingly see how close you feel to being your full ass self on a day to day basis.
• Human Design Deep Dive Reading
  • Use your Human Design Deep Dive reading to get actionable steps for curating your environment to feel your best and fuel your body & mind so your cup feels full. We’ll activate your special “Spidey sense” as you regain the self-trust you had as a wee little dude.
• Vision and Curate Your Ideal Day Immersive Experience
  • We’ll identify your recurring energy inputs and outputs, which are the daily habits and practices that either energize or deplete you. Then we can name, normalize and navigate how life is making your cup feel so empty, it’s more like a cheese grater.

[I’M LEAVING MY INNER CHILD TF ALONE]

People partying in the pastry isle and other places that make them feel alive

[TESTIMONIALS]

Remember what it’s like to be your full ass self.

Go from “something’s got to give” to “I’ve got something to give!”

• Two Weeks of 1:1 Life Coaching
• Audacious Adulting Audit
• Human Design Deep Dive Reading
• Vision and Curate Your Ideal Day Immersive Experience

PIF $444

2 payments $222

[Time to Live My Life]

I’m not a love and light only’er

Hey, I’m Lori, your Inner Parent Pal

29 years of being on my best behavior and doing what I was told made me a robot at the expense of my wellbeing.

But I still hold a stubborn belief that we all deserve a higher quality of life despite the fuckshit happening around us - and believe the world needs more of who we REALLY are, Carebear heart beam included

I’ve guided Inner Parent healing for audacious adults, creative change makers, and conscious caregivers for 5 years.

This 1:1 Life Coaching service is rooted in an “I’m in it with you”ness element because well need to be heard, helped, and hyped as we navigate the often unnavigable aspects of life, adulting included!

I’m picking up what you’re putting down

And I also want to make sure we’re on the same page

• What is an Inner Parent?

  You've made the decision to live life by your own set of values, perhaps in ways different than what you're used to and what has always been expected of you

  And more times than you care to admit, you find yourself acting in ways towards yourself and others that feel face palm'y - that might be your Inner Parent being a bit problematic

  Your Inner Parent is the lens and voice through which you see, sense-make, and survive life based on how you experienced the adults in your life functioning when you were a child

  Good news - our Inner Parent can be reparented!

• Why bother reparenting your Inner Parent?

  In my experience and that of my clients, having an inner voice and thought process that is bullying, belittling, and just a big ole bitch is... not the most lifegiving way to get through your day

  And lets get something clear - reparenting your Inner Parent isn't a quick fix or a one-and-done situation, it becomes a lifelong practice

  Just as change can be hard, making big life changes alone can be a lonely, confusing, and emotionally and mentally laborious journey

  THAT IS SO WORTH IT!

• What is Human Design?

  Human Design is a system of energy literacy that shows you how you were uniquely created. It blends ancient and indigenous wisdom systems like the Hindu Chakra system, I Ching, Kabbalah Tree of Life, and Astrology. Most Human Design practitioners teach Type, Strategy, and Authority - the nuts and bolts of the Human Design system. That barely scratches the surface, and in Live More with Lori we are deep diving into your Human Design energetics to a juicy layer called “Primary Health System” aka clues as to how your body, spirit, and mind best co-exist within you.

• What even is a Life Coach?

  To be honest, a loooooot of people calling themselves Life Coaches are shit at the coaching part - they’re just trying to sell their lifestyle to you.

  I doubt you want my knee pain and accident prone nature, so as your Life Coach I make room for all things YOU!

  Just like a humane and actually helpful athletic coach would help you see the best in yourself, I hold a tender and tangible space for you to remember what it feels and looks like to be your full ass self in your day to day life.

  I’ll nudge you to navigate what barriers are getting in your way and offer an array of tools and practices to reach the dream you have your sight set on.

  You’ll leave equipped with personalized practices to improve your quality of life well beyond the time we spend together so when Life starts to Life, you’ll “Yes And” the fuckshit with the confidence of a toddler asking for a lollypop at 11pm.

  Think Big Auntie Energy, without the unwelcomed cheek pinching and lint-covered bottom of the purse candy.

• What are voice notes and why do you use them?

  Voice notes are a means of communicating asynchronously that does not require us to play schedule tag.

  Each weekday we can send and receive voice and text messages/resource files/pictures of your lunch on a voice note app of your choice (Voxer, WhatsApp, Telegram, etc.)

  We do so with the understanding there is no “omg i need to respond in the next 5 minutes of I’m a butthead” faux-urgency.

  Using voice notes as a means of connecting gives many of the benefits of being IRL together, without having to radically uproot your already overfilled plate to accommodate set call times.

Life gives you enough lemon blueberry cupcakes to drop just outside the potluck

And you don’t need to be so hard on yourself - I’ll lay down and make smashed cake angels on the sidewalk with you

[I’M READY TO LAUGH WITH MYSELF]